When things look bleak, Jake, close your eyes and visualise your own billboard:It will:
- herald you triumphantly as "Yakov: Famous Russian Comedian"
- earn you the endorsement of three consecutive Republican Presidents
- give you opportunities to back away politely as elderly male midwesterners reach for your genitals (below).
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Some quotes from the online description of Yakov's show which avail themselves to humour when approached with ironic distance:
"During the show Yakov invites everyone to celebrate the differences between the genders."
"Of all the shows I saw in Branson, I enjoyed yours the most."
-Pat Shiplov
"I just laugh and laugh, and your genuine patriotism truly leaves me in tears."
-Val LeMay
"...which avail themselves to humour when approached with ironic distance"
If there is any other kind of distance, I don't want to hear about it.
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