Saturday, January 06, 2007
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Fatty News - The fingers you have used to dial are too fat.
Hmph...I'll work harder than ever before and show the world that overweight people are not undisciplined, lazy and irresponsible.-- Homer in 3F05, "King-Sized Homer"
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Friday, November 10, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Technology - The wars of the future...
... will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall
mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by
small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is
clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you.
-- Military school Commandant's graduation address, Episode 4F21, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Saturday, October 21, 2006
$2 Download for a world of fun and a warm glow inside
Jon Stewart, Jack Black, Colbert, Elvis Costello, Jimmy Fallon, Gervais, Mike Myers, Moby, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, Paul Rudd, Martin Short, Tony Sirico, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog... all in the name of Autism.iTunes 'em here.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Music - For shame, Sir, for shame
We all knew that Paul was always the deanest Beatle, but the depths of the deané are only becoming apparent now. The following extracts from Heather Mills' divorce papers read like an Onion Infographic:
- Tried to stop her breastfeeding, saying: "They are my breasts" and "I don't want a mouthful of breastmilk".
Forced her to crawl on her hands and knees up the steps of a plane because they were not wide enough for her wheelchair.
Vomited on himself after a drinking session and staggered home drunk and slurring, demanding his dinner.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Friday, September 22, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!
I was looking for a new job the other day when I stumbled across this online interview. Perhaps you'd find it useful Jake.
Interview with Ari Gold
Interview with Ari Gold
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Saturday, September 02, 2006
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