Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Music - For shame, Sir, for shame

We all knew that Paul was always the deanest Beatle, but the depths of the deané are only becoming apparent now. The following extracts from Heather Mills' divorce papers read like an Onion Infographic:
  • Tried to stop her breastfeeding, saying: "They are my breasts" and "I don't want a mouthful of breastmilk".
  • Forced her to crawl on her hands and knees up the steps of a plane because they were not wide enough for her wheelchair.

  • Vomited on himself after a drinking session and staggered home drunk and slurring, demanding his dinner.

1 comment:

Savs said...

Mills is full of kaka. I don't believe a word.

And McCartney is the best Beatle. Where do you get off, Peg? Step outside.