Technology - The wars of the future...

... will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea.
They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall
mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by
small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is
clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you.

-- Military school Commandant's graduation address, Episode 4F21, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"

UK News - Ewwwwwww!

Well he looks like a defecator...

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World news - In Russia,

... only man with mighty khram gets President respect.

Music - For shame, Sir, for shame

We all knew that Paul was always the deanest Beatle, but the depths of the deané are only becoming apparent now. The following extracts from Heather Mills' divorce papers read like an Onion Infographic:

• Tried to stop her breastfeeding, saying: "They are my breasts" and "I don't want a mouthful of breastmilk".

• Forced her to crawl on her hands and knees up the steps of a plane because they were not wide enough for her wheelchair.

• Vomited on himself after a drinking session and staggered home drunk and slurring, demanding his dinner.

Alcohol - The cause of, and solution to...

... all of life's problems.

Are Games Art? - David Chase says...

Nein!